Monster Wrangler

Seated at the commentator table was... another Ashley Elle! "You know it, Jason," she was saying, elbows on the table as she leaned into her microphone. "This is the same feeling I get when I'm at a concert. Sometimes, I get so distracted that I can't pay attention to the audio track, and my lip syn...

Ashley's smile never fades. "Fuck you, Jason."

"I haven't seen a fight like this ever since I was mobbed by a bunch of shouting pre-teens," Ashley replies with excitement. "That Maguana is slapping the cheeseburger around like my daddy on a Saturday night."