Bugs 2.5 [D4, EE - Open]

[Ashley Elle]

"Well, there's plenty of tournaments. Plus, there's RoMBA if you don't mind playing the "evil foreigner" character." That was a threat to Agatha from her parents if she didn't become famous, but like RoMBA. It was like a soap opera, but with monster battles. "Oh. I'll give you my grandpa's info. If you go back to trapping, he'll pay top dollar for any mutant vermin you happen to catch."

[Calico Carter]

"Oh? I wouldn't mind sending them to someone who cares about them..."

She shook her head and chuckled.

"Think I could do 'evil foreigner' pretty well, actually. Play up my rep, maybe wear a mask..."

[Ashley Elle]

"Orlok, the cruel saturnadus hypnotizing all the good monsters of Rosalia...." Mr. Wiggles hisses something wondering why they aren't doing that. It seems much better than fighting giant fire lizards.

[Calico Carter]

"... under the command of the vile Calico, arch-arsonist of Amoria..."

[Ashley Elle]

"Oh! You could do a fire and ice theme!" Ashley thinks for a second. "Actually, I might use that line tomorrow during the commentary."

[Calico Carter]

"Hey, go for it."

She chuckled.

"I mean, I'm having nightmare visions of Orlok getting lit on fire again, but..."

[Ashley Elle]

"I understand." Agatha pats Mr. Wiggles. "At least, saturnadus's style isn't wrapping themselves around the fire lizard. I'm sure Orlok will be fine. Right, Orlok?"

[Calico Carter]

He chittered.

The sentiment was the effect that he'd been on fire twice already that day, and hadn't been even remotely impressed.

[Ashley Elle]

Agatha laughs. "That's the spirit." Mr. Wiggles, for his part, looks at the saturnadus like he's insane. Being on fire hurt. Miss Sparkles had never been fire, so she no opinion. She just found Ashley's head to be pretty comfortable.

[Calico Carter]

"He showing off? Talking tough?"

Calico sounded amused.

"He's been feeling full of himself since we got to town."

Chitter.

(Translation: "I haven't lost yet.")

[Ashley Elle]

"Well, he's right. He hasn't lost yet." Mr. Wiggles narrowed his eyes trying to determine if Orlok was trying to say something about him. Miss Sparkles was just chilling.

[Calico Carter]

"Yeah, but does he have a dapper top hat? I think not!"

[Ashley Elle]

Mr. Wiggles glows in approval. "Yeah. Mr. Wiggles actually picked out. He has good taste."

[Calico Carter]

"I'd say he comes by it honestly."

[Ashley Elle]

"Did Orlok pick out his necklace?"

[Calico Carter]

Calico snorted with laughter, and Orlok fluttered his wings.

"Hell no! He doesn't know Vasoworth Solutions from a hole in the ground- it was just something they had in his size. I'm not sure he has much a sense of the aesthetic, truth be told..."

Chitter.

(Translation: "I like purple. So I wear shiny thing for purple human.")

[Ashley Elle]

Agatha giggles at what Orlok said. "He says he likes purple. That's why he's wearing it for you. Maybe you could find something purple for him to wear."

[Calico Carter]

"You like purple, huh? Blitz isn't purple."

Chitter.

(Translation: "Mate is different.")

[Ashley Elle]

"Apparently, color isn't when it comes to mates." Mr. Wiggles hisses something and begins glowing a rainbow of colors. "Mr. Wiggles thinks colors is very important apparently." Miss Sparkles may have fallen asleep on Agatha's head at this point.

[Calico Carter]

"Well. Safe to say these gents have... different tastes."

Orlok fluttered his wings.

"... could you tell me which colors mean which on Mr. Wiggles?"